Christmas Wishes

Posted on December 16th, 2015

It’s customary (apparently) to post a Christmas wishlist on your blog.  I know one of the fun things about getting someone the perfect gift is finding them something they didn’t know they needed until they had it, but to be honest I’m acutely aware of how supremely awesome receiving any of these things would be.

Is this asking too much?  I just want to be able to take a honeymoon after my outdoor wedding ceremony.  Vacuuming is loud and hurts my ears.  Can’t a girl put her clothes away without the drawers falling on the floor?  And I’m an adult, I don’t think clear skin is an unreasonable request.

Most importantly, it’s 2015, we have cameras that can take high resolution pictures of Pluto, but no one has figured out how to take the calories out of alcohol.  It’s an embarrassment.

Please note that if none of the above is feasible, I would happily accept a lovely bag or coat.  Thank you in advance for your consideration, Santa!